olivia

Jun 21
  • Dougie: I fucked up the acoustic bit.
  • Tom: And now you swore on stage.
  • Dougie: Shit.
  • Tom: Bad Dougie. Bad Dougie!
  • Danny: Naughty Dougie!
  • Tom: Spank him! Who wants to spank Dougie?
  • *Danny goes to spank him and Dougie ducks away*
  • Dougie: Last time Danny spanked me, I lost my virginity.
  • Tom: WHAT. Why do you say things like that?!
  • Danny: You lost your bum virginity.
  • Tom: Don't say... you can't say things like that!
  • Dougie: What, virginity?
  • Tom: No, you can say virginity...
  • Dougie: The VIRGIN Mary, VIRGIN Megastores...
  • Danny: And Virgin Airlines..